WITH FRIENDS LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES

Scott McClellan testified yesterday in front of the fools on the hill (also known as Capitol Hill, aka Congress). He said that President Bush has no one to blame but himself for his unpopularity and peoples' lack of trust. He repeatedly returned to his theme that Bush, Cheney and others in the administration had done great damage to themselves - and by extension to aides like McClellan - by being less than truthful on a range of official matters.

Hey, Mr. Clean, how much damage could Bush have done to you if you're making a wad of money by being a rat and biting the hand that fed you? You were entrusted with the nation's secrets, involved in every facet of domestic and foreign policy each day. If you had a problem, why wait all of this time to assume this mantle of "victimhood" and wax sanctimoniously?

The answer is that you had the "Benjamins" waved in front of your doughy face and couldn't resist, so you threw all of your friends and those that trusted you, under the bus for a buck. And now you're the darling of the left wingers that hate this country and everything that it stands for. Nice going Scott, I hope that you have a strong stomach. You'll need it every time that you look in the mirror...

Yeah, Run My Health Care Senator

The nerve... Senator Obama and his kind trying to tell me that I need them to manage my health care. The simple fact is that whenever government, in particular, Democrats put their imprimatur on anything, it's doomed to fail. Latest case in point--the Senate cafeteria. Since 1993, the trough where our fat cats go to stuff themselves has lost more than $18 million, which taxpayers have had to make up. Taxpayers have bailed out the Senate cafeteria, restaurants and coffee shops 37 times in 44 years, says the Government Accountability Office. So how can we trust these people with any of our money? We can't! No more taxes you imbeciles!

Supreme Court Jesters

Give 'em all a trial...bring 'em to the States and let them all have mouthpieces. The "Al-Qaeda" wing of the once respected and wise Supreme Court has had their say. Our sworn enemies, those that not only tell us that they will kill us, but also follow up and do kill us, must be in disbelief. They are all now one step closer to beheading each of us, one by one, thanks to the following "Justices,": Stevens, Ginsburg, Souter, Kennedy, and Breyer. Encouraged by such left-wing libs as Leahy from Vermont, these folks won't rest until we're all on our knees facing the East. The joke is on them however, for when the Islamists finally get us down in that position, they will bring down their swords and decapitate us as they do with all "infidels." The irony is that the men in black will probably be the first to lose their knuckleheads.