What Have I Done?

I'm in my hotel room in Sacramento. I'm conducting training for a government agency. Yesterday I spotted a spider crawling on the wall, and I'm wondering if I'm being tortured by the U.S. Government. I know now that this particular vicious tactic, putting an insect in a room with someone, is outlawed by our government. (Thank you, messiah.) But I'm trying to figure out...what have I done and what information are they trying to get from me? And doesn't the hotel know that this heinous, despicable practice flies in the face of the Geneva Conventions? I'd much rather suffer the same fate as journalist, Daniel Pearl, who was beheaded by Muslims. Those kind souls recognize how inhumane it would be for anyone to have to endure an insect in the same room. Can't we all just get along?